WHERE THE HELL DID ARIEL HELWANI CRAWL OUT FROM?

It seems like this annoying guy is interviewing every single MMA fighter. Whose *** did he kiss to get himself to this position? Every time I go on any MMA site, he's always doing half of the interviews? I CAN'T STAND THIS GUY AND DONT UNDERSTAND WHERE THE HELL HE CAME FROM ALL OF THE SUDDEN! GAHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH